Maybe Southern California deserves its reputation as Land of
the Freak and Home of the Babe, but this was a reality far different from my
born again, evangelical Christian upbringing there during the Sixties and
Seventies. Though I tried hard to please my parents, who live in the tradition
of the great religious killjoy, John Calvin, I was a “problem child.” I got
arrested at an anti-nuclear protest, hugged a violent-looking inmate in jail,
allowed wandering religious cultists to stay overnight, was nearly kidnapped
into the Arabian slave trade in Istanbul, and was inexplicably mistaken for a
prostitute in Israel.
After being raised in such a strict, sheltered environment,
the real world, with all its wacky, funny, disturbing, and confusing complexities,
came as quite a shock. I was wholly unprepared for it.
I wish I learned to curse sooner.
My first book, Confessions
of a Do-Gooder Gone Bad, to be released by Oak Tree Press in August 2014,
is a humorous coming-of-age memoir about stumbling my way through my youth and
young adulthood, one misadventure after another. As I struggled to reconcile my
ultra-Christian upbringing with women’s liberation, prejudice, protest and
poverty during this turbulent era, I eventually gained a different perspective
of faith in a world more complicated, funny, terrifying and wonderful than I
ever expected.
If you’re a Baby Boomer who can look back and laugh at the
naiveté and inevitable tyranny of growing up, and remember the struggle between
wanting to conform and needing to defy, I think you’ll like my book.
If
you’ve ever felt fat, awkward, out of place, and forever on the sidelines of
popular culture, I think you’ll like my book.
And
if you’re honest enough to admit that although you complained loudly when your parents
forced you to watch the Lawrence Welk TV Show, you secretly liked it, you will
definitely like my book.
I
am a Wonder Bread, middle-class girl who has never thrown a punch, is
cursed with a big bottom and who celebrated a personal milestone when I finally drummed up the
nerve to call a cranky lady a b*tch. I’m a regular contributor to Pittsburgh
Parent Magazine and my stories have appeared in publications nationwide,
including Skirt! Magazine, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Clever Magazine, The LA
Reader, Writer’s News Weekly and The Mirror Newspapers. One of my stories was
selected as “Editor’s Choice” in the Fall 2011 edition of The Inkwell,
published by California University of Pennsylvania.
Thanks for visiting with us, Ann, and telling us about yourself (and maybe a little about OURSELVES???) Thanks to all OTP authors for participating in my Back Deck Blog! Let's do it again sometime!
Thanks for joining us, Ann, and I hope everyone stays tuned... more OTP authors next week!
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